Boobs. Most dads love ‘em. Most dads became dads because of this love. But no matter how much you think you might be a Boob Expert (or Boobtologist if you prefer), nothing can truly prepare you, the Dad, for the change your lady’s boobs will undergo as you enter the first phase of your baby’s [...]

If you were asked to come up with an image of a typical professional wrestler, chances are you wouldn’t think of five foot, six inch, a hundred seventy-five pound Rey Mysterio. You might think of a yellow-clad Hulk Hogan or a larger-than-life John Cena, but in a world of big and beefy, Rey Mysterio doesn’t [...]

If there’s a dirty secret in my life, it is this – for the last twenty-four years, I have been a fan of professional wrestling. And not just casually. From the old WWF to the NWA to WCW to WWE, I have watched countless hours on TV and attended dozens of live events (sometimes with [...]

My kid is seven weeks old.  In that seven weeks, I feel like we’ve covered a lot of ground.  Pretty much everything we’ve done is a first — first time taking a bath in a tub (traumatic), first time breastfeeding in public (at a bowling alley), first time wearing pants (him, not me, and really [...]

It’s 5:30 AM and I’m sitting in my living room in my boxer shorts listening to my kid hack up a chicken bone. Fine.  It’s not really a chicken bone per say.  It’s more a tiny prickly mucus ball of death.  A snotty, watery, evil little thing that’s been all up in my kid’s business [...]