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Ken Pepper & the Quest of AIDS Lifecycle
Ken Pepper & the Quest of AIDS Lifecycle

Ken Pepper first signed up for the AIDS Lifecycle charity bike ride because the drafting event was sponsored by Tanqueray gin.  He always had a weakness for martinis, so after a couple, he put himself down for the 585-mile bike ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles. The only problem was that he had no [...]

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The Demons of Little League
The Demons of Little League

In fifth grade, I was a pathetic mess of a little leaguer.  I signed up to play on a team, and on my very first practice, I went to cover second base on a steal attempt and got drilled in the face with a hard, fast throw from the catcher.  Everything went hot orange with [...]

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12 Days of Moms – My Beautiful Ellie
12 Days of Moms – My Beautiful Ellie

I have 18, 624 messages saved in my email account.  The very first saved email is from February 2, 2005—the first time I communicated with my wife, Ellie.  We met on Match.com, and in that first email exchange, we introduced ourselves to each other and commented on the likes and dislikes on our online dating [...]

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Jim Higley: Victorious Cooking Gladiator
Jim Higley: Victorious Cooking Gladiator

On the opening night of the Dad 2.0 summit in Houston, I witnessed the Great Dad Cook-Off, which pitted four finalist dads against each other in a timed culinary competition.  To be selected as a final contestant, these dads had to submit a recipe to ReadySetEat.com, which had no more than 7 ingredients and could [...]

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Dad 2.0 & The Three-Headed Father
Dad 2.0 & The Three-Headed Father

This year, I had the pleasure of attending the Dad 2.0 conference in Houston.  The event is a gathering fathers and father-bloggers at the Four Seasons Hotel downtown, and when I told people where I was going, most of them could not believe that something like that existed.  Historically, men haven’t been known for their [...]

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Victory!  My Son Now Sleeps in his Own Bed
Victory! My Son Now Sleeps in his Own Bed

I didn’t want to finish up this three-part fatherly blog adventure until the challenge of my son’s sleeping habits had been worked out one way or another.  I’m happy to report that my little man, Jack, now sleeps alone, in his dark and shadowy room, without me beside him on the floor.  His two-year-old sister [...]

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I’ve Got To Get My Son To Sleep In His Own Bed – Part 2
I’ve Got To Get My Son To Sleep In His Own Bed – Part 2

I’m dealing with the fear that my son, Jack, has of sleeping alone in his room at night.  I received some excellent advice from the members of Life of Dad from my first post on the situation, and I decided to take it all to heart.  Ryan Hamilton recommended that I set up Jack’s room [...]

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I’ve Got To Get My Son To Sleep In His Own Bed
I’ve Got To Get My Son To Sleep In His Own Bed

            Little problems get bigger, until they become issues that must be fixed.  That’s the situation my wife and I are in with the sleeping habits of my son, Jack.  My son is an amazing four-year-old kid who’s smart, funny and good at sports, but he has a habit of [...]

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The Formula – Part 4
The Formula – Part 4

Need to catch up on the previous editions of “The Formula” before reading Part 4?  Click here.   The Formula – Part 4 by David Guest I picked up my car and dropped off the can of formula with Ellie.  I was hoping the offering would redeem myself in her eyes, and in the eyes [...]

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The Formula – Part 3
The Formula – Part 3

Need to get caught up on “The Formula” before reading part 3?  Read them here: The Formula – Part 1 The Formula – Part 2 And now, we continue with Part 3. The three thugs in polo shirts closed in on me.  I slugged one of them in the face, which was like tossing a [...]

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The Formula – Part 2
The Formula – Part 2

First read Part I of “The Formula” here. I awoke in the hospital to see my pretty wife, Ellie, standing at the end of my bed.  She was holding our two babies, and she had look on her face that was a mix of concern and annoyance.  “Baby, what happened?  You have three broken ribs, [...]

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The Formula – Part 1
The Formula – Part 1

11:17 AM Babies R Us Parking Lot Van Nuys, California The semi truck lurched to a stop, and I caught Tall Bill’s eyes from the other side of the dumpster. The engine cut and rumbled into silence. We heard the door pop open, and the driver’s keys jingle as he dropped from the cab. I [...]

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Piñata Parties
Piñata Parties

I recently went with my son to a party at his day care, and near the end of the fiesta, a Dora the Explorer piñata was strung up for the children.  I was really excited by this, and I made sure to fetch my son from the corner of the room where he was peacefully [...]

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My Wife Likes College Football
My Wife Likes College Football

When I was a kid, I always wondered why fathers used to watch sports so much on the weekends, and now I know the answer.  It’s because they can’t go out and do anything else.   Well, now that I have two kids of my own, I have become one of those fathers myself.  I have [...]

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David Guest
Lives in: Los Angeles, CA
From: St. Louis, MO
Occupation: Life of Dad Co-Founder
Twitter: @davidmguest
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Wow, my story was featured in this month's issue of Pregnancy Magazine.  On page 67, you can hear the wild tale of the night my first child was born.  That was one of the craziest nights of my life.  How about you, fellas? Chuck-E-Cheese is like my Nam. When these years are over, I'm gonna have flashbacks. Tomorrow is such an important day that millions of people have been looking forward to for a long time.  Easter?  Oh yeah, that, too.  But I was talking about the premiere of season three of Game of Thrones. I love textbook vandalism... Yeah, I know what my woman wants for Valentine's Day. I took my son, Jack, bowling today.  He's picked up the anguish involved quite well. Good grief!  The voice of Charlie Brown got arrested yesterday for felony stalking?  Internet, can you leave one thing in my life untainted?      When you let your four year old son pick his haircut style, he ends up looking like his favorite Lego character.  Dat's my boy! I just finished the third book in the Game of Thrones series.  I'll know the story for this upcoming season, but I couldn't wait.  Hint: Major people are gonna get knocked off.  Oscar nominations are out today.  Honest Abe, I think you got this one, bro. I'd like to congratulate Chris Read and his team, The Fear Boners, (origin of name...unclear) for his first place finish in the inaugural Life of Dad fantasy football league.  Dan Lazarz finished last out of sixteen teams: sad. My brother-in-law's tree this year.  Times are tough! Wow, Wow, My daughter, Delia, putting Hello Kitty stickers on my hairy legs.  Owwwwww. I'm going to the USC-Oregon game today at the LA Coliseum.  Get em, Trojans!  So, yeah, I told myself that I was buying the Pringles as a treat for the kids, and I ate the entire can on the ride home. Big games all week.  I'm from St. Louis, so I love the Cardinals.  Who you got? Huge debate tonight.  What are the issues you want to hear addressed? I'm not a Yankee fan, but what a bummer about Jeter.  The guy's an incredible player.  New York's through, I guess... Yes, the Cardinal love will reach obnoxious levels from my man cave.  Bring on the Giants! Who are you going for in the MLB playoffs?  Hint: There's only one right answer. Whooo hoo!  Yeah, son!  Get em, Cards! photo caption Happy Birthday to my amazing father, Bud Guest!  Love you, pop. Happy Birthday to my amazing father, Bud Guest!  Love you, pop. Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter, Delia!  You've brought us two years of nothing but happiness. Ninja Baby is here!  Congrats, Mario, on the birth of your son, Bruce. Ah, 5 PM and the Cardinals already won.  God, I love the Astros... Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, our neighbors love us. Been hot out there this summer... Um, I'm not saying my daughter's gifted, but... Looking for a babysitter? Today's my first day teaching Filmmaking at Grant High School in LA.  It should be quite an adventure. I smell an impasta... Clever martian bastards... Ha ha ha... Livin the life on my birthday... Dude, babies and little kids are crazy. Hilarious. My kids started their new pre-school today, and to mark the moment, my wife took this picture of my son. What does he want to be when he grows up?  A leaf.  Dang right, my boy!  Live your dreams! Yeah, Delia girl!  It's nice to see someone in our household doing some exercise... The incredible novel, The Last Policeman, by Life of Dad member, Ben H. Winters is out now.   It’s about a police detective investigating a homicide, despite the fact that a massive asteroid is headed toward Earth, and human civilization has just about Good to hang again, amigos! That's right!  I just finished this book by Suzy Orman, yo!  Getting fiscally responsible up in here.  Holla! New Wave Dave, baby.  Straight up punk rawk and bringin some ruckus... Ha ha ha!  Courtesy of Roy Redulfin. Daddy O' David The American Revolution documentary marathon on the History Channel is kicking some serious ass right now.  I always loved this photo.  Slogans were simple back then. Back in LA after a great weekend in Chicago.  Damn I got sweaty wrangling the kids over nine innings at Wrigley, but it was all very worth it. Here's a shot of North America from space.  East coast blowin up! Yeah, a typical night... Happy 4th Birthday to my beautiful son, Jack!  He celebrated yesterday by finding a pirate treasure and killing Captain Hook.  Dat's my boy! Aww, yeah.  Ireland just tied it up against Croatia in the Euro Cup.  Get em, boys... To those who have served and died for our country, you are in our thoughts. photo caption Archer... Google Searches for the European Anti-Poverty Network: 1% Poverty-stricken Europeans, 99% People who mistyped ESPN ha ha ha To the fellas in Texas, Darth Vader knows what's up. The Unibaby For the next vid, we're dropping you into Afghanistan so you can get to the bottom of that situation. That's cool.  I think I share a lot of your tastes.  My wife loves Tupac, and she got me to read this incredible book a few months ago.  It follows the LAPD detective in charge of investigating the deaths of Tupac and Biggie Smalls.  It's a terrific read I'm so excited for the newest movie based on a game. Good to see, Master Bruce (aka Bruce Remy Villalobos).  Would you care for a cup of tea, sir? Rest in Peace, MCA... Who needs Pujols?  His fill-in, Carlos Beltran, went 4-5 tonight with 2 homeruns and 7 RBIs.  Holla, son! Wow, this hologram movement is gonna make next year's Coachella unbelievable... I can't wait for the podcast, Art.  And these Star Wars usb drives are straight G. No, it was great.  Not too sweet and very summertime.  Plus it gets me drunk and fulfills my vitamin C requirement.  Thanks for the pointer, TBG. Tonight in LA: My students from the Millikan Film Academy will be screening two of their films at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Theater.  If you're around, stop by for some legitimately funny films. So your dad leant me seasons 1-5 of Dexter about a month ago, and I am now caught up, ha ha ha.  So when's the season coming out? I hear Ninja Baby is Ninja Boy.  Congrats!!! Ahh, 2 AM.  The family is alseep, and I'm doing work in a quiet house and watching Dexter.  The joys of fatherhood: find em where you can. Yes, I now drink coffee morning, afternoon and night.  I'll update the side effects in the decades to come. Baseball starts tonight with the Cards and Marlins.  Let's get em! Kentucky = bourbon = my favorite = I hope they win. Tonight... God bless my nerdy daughter. photo caption New season starts tomorrow night.  Pre-cocktails begin soon. Good morning. My son had crapped in the toilet five days in the row.  He is now a man.  Next on the list, the Valley Karate Championship... Yeah, I had it.  It was good. Greetings from Leperchaun Village, home of the wee people. My ladies on a Saturday morning. Check out this great cartoon from Russ Jones. You know it's March Madness when you see the same Capital One commercial 18 million times. Happy Pi Day, everybody! I hate to break it to everyone but the winning picks in the Life of Dad tournament have already been chosen...by me.  I picked Kentucky to win it all, not for their explosive offense, but for their tradition of fine bourbon. I hate to break it to everyone but the winning picks in the Life of Dad tournament have already been chosen...by me.  I picked Kentucky to win it all, not for their explosive offense, but for their tradition of fine bourbon. Nothing says Tuesday like A Clockwork Orange Colonel Sanders. I want to welcome my own father to Life of Dad with this chestnut from the family photo collection.  Clearly no pattern of plaid went unbought in our town. For the teacher dads in the house, this picture gets a My daughter was all dolled up for my momma's birthday yesterday.  Welcome to Life of Dad, John!  I found a cool photo of Peter Murphy from the House of Blues.  If you're ever gonna see him again, I'd love to tag along. I wanna welcome my excellent pal, John O'Neal! Peter Murphy is a genuis... It's Platypus Day, y'all!  Make sure you take the time to honor your inner platypus. Big props to Mr. Mario Villalobos and his ninja baby on the way.  The man now has t-shirts... Big props to Mr. Mario Villalobos and his ninja baby on the way.  The man now has t-shirts... dude. HAPPY NEW YEAR, fellas! 2012: $2 Million or bust!!! PIXAR's tribute to Steve Jobs What up, killer?  Remember shooting this back in June? David and family
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