We like to think about fatherhood as a movie, sometimes a horror film, sometimes a comedy, always with plenty of drama. This time we asked you guys what would be the title of the fatherhood action movie.

Here are the best action movie titles starring dad!

If there was an action movie about fatherhood, what would the title be?

Posted by Life of Dad on Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Alex L. Mermelstein: The Game

“In a race against time, a father must fight through police barricades, funeral processions, and 18-wheel big rigs in order to get to his daughter’s volleyball match in time. Oh, and his boss kept him late, too.”

Zach Dillinger: Code Brown

Hieu Luu: Fart the Movie

Douglas Goehring has dreamed up a blockbuster series: Poop Hard, Poop Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Poop Hard, A Good Day to Poop Hard

Graham Falshaw: The Wake Up Call

Michael McCluskey: Playground I-XXXIII

Jackson Loyd: Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Holy Grail…think Sean Connery meets the Killer Rabbit

Christine Sue DeShano: They’re Only Hungry at Bedtime

“After tucking in his children, a weary father returns to his bedroom and turns out the light. Suddenly the door creeks open and the father looks in horror as three sets of eyeballs appear in the darkness. ‘We’re hungry,’ a dark and mysterious voice calls out as the eyes move closer to the once resting father.”

Ken Proude: What’s That Smell? or Don’t Touch That!

Rodney Lewellen: Where the F$&k are your shoes??

Paul Lance: The Never-ending Sound!!

Graham Falshaw: The Wake Up Call

Matthew Tippett: Dad’s Don’t Babysit

Mike Öhrn: The Throwup

Jameson Charley: The Pacifier, starring Vin Diesel!

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