Captain’s Log...Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2256. Last week The Eldest had a sleepover. For those unfamiliar, “sleepover” comes to us from the Latin phrase sleepicus deprivacus. Loosely translated, this phrase means “DISASTER” the next morning - unless you find a way to avert it. Complicating things was the absence of [...]
I have seen a lot in my day, but this is the first time, that I can recall, that Halloween has ever been moved. I didn't know that you could do such a thing. Is there a Halloween commissioner? A Halloween MC? Does the Great Pumpkin send a message down [...]
The Captain received complimentary tickets to visit the Newport Aquarium. However, these words and thoughts are my own. Enjoy. The Captain recently took a trip to the Newport Aquarium, and I have to say that it was an amazing trip. The things that my family saw and got to [...]
Captain's Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2206. I have a responsibility as a father (some mothers have this responsibility as well - it is not unique to fathers). My wife is not a fan of sports. Therefore, the sports rearing of the children falls in my lap. The problem? I'm [...]
I was paid by Life of Dad, LLC to be an entrant in #SuperMilkMan. In fact, I made a video for the contest. The Captain and The Rock have a lot in common. Okay – maybe not a lot, but we both like Milk and occasionally like to talk in [...]
Sponsored post disclaimer – Peelstar sent me jersey magnets and stickers in order to review their product. I have not been compensated for my thoughts – which are my own. I love sports, and am a big fan of all the teams in Cleveland (save your jokes). One of [...]
The Captain and family had the opportunity to take in the Indiana State Fair this past weekend. Based on that experience, I thought it would be prudent to offer some advice to you in case you decide to do the same. Keep in mind that I am from the city...SO [...]
I was THE worst math student in the history of mathematics. I was so bad that my high school asked me not to take math my senior year. True story - they gave me a woodshop class instead. I guess they figured that there was still some math involved and [...]
Captain's Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2126. The Captain does not like to write in the negative hyperbole much, but right now...I hate life (meaning I just need to vent). It is currently 5 to 4. In the morning. I have had an hour of sleep. The Diaper Dweller has [...]
Many people point to many different behaviors as the harbinger of the downfall of society. Though I don't se it as a warning of doomsday, there is one behavior, or the absence of a certain behavior, that is commiserate with the downturn of society. Waving. That's right, I said waving. [...]