First read Part I of "The Formula" here. I awoke in the hospital to see my pretty wife, Ellie, standing at the end of my bed. She was holding our two babies, and she had look on her face that was a mix of concern and annoyance. “Baby, what happened? [...]
11:17 AM Babies R Us Parking Lot Van Nuys, California The semi truck lurched to a stop, and I caught Tall Bill’s eyes from the other side of the dumpster. The engine cut and rumbled into silence. We heard the door pop open, and the driver’s keys jingle as he [...]
I recently went with my son to a party at his day care, and near the end of the fiesta, a Dora the Explorer piñata was strung up for the children. I was really excited by this, and I made sure to fetch my son from the corner of [...]
"Are they playing peek-a-boo?" When I was a kid, I always wondered why fathers used to watch sports so much on the weekends, and now I know the answer. It’s because they can’t go out and do anything else. Well, now that I have two kids of [...]
