I over analyze the show, people saying umm/like too much, weddings (Pinterest has ruined them, me dancing with my mom, smashing cake on your bride’s face), more of my crib painting saga, dating a stripper, Eddie’s feelings on the upcoming Pacquiao fight, playing my trumpet for kids, Madonna’s shitty children’s […]
New sponsor Squarespace! Plus #rudesterghoul T-shirts, being a lifeguard at Caesar’s Palace, football stories, my gross belly button, an old girlfriend story, Eddie’s fighting background, gamified sex bots, our classic dream girls, my wife is nesting, being sick, new albums from Russian Circles & Pelican, plus Eminem being lame and […]
Lots of rando stories including my tendency to get into mischief, drunk girls coming on to me, I used a women’s bathroom, Eddie’s car music and ‘ghosts’, Dan the Automator, my flu shot problems and the rest of your sex questions. Plus shout out to Vince of DTMMBmedia.com
Good pal Mike is back to talk about his upcoming baby, using social media to spam about your kids & getting wasted in front of them, if I take the show ‘too far’, Mike’s lunches, drinking smoothies, camping and ‘partying’, getting ‘boo’ed’, can I beat up a neighborhood kid?, plus […]
First annual sex show! Lots of user questions like 69‘ing etiquette, penis pills, where babies come from, masturbating at work, why I’d be a bad gay lover, animal love, waxing, plus getting a home cooked meal, my adventures on the subway, using Uber and eating spiders while you sleep.
Guest JT Kelley! We talk about drinking with your mom, menthol cough drops as cigarettes, grown man Glamour Shots, being a standup comic, having ‘the talk’ with your dad, kissing your kids on the lips, JT getting “legal” and “party juice”, my hippie salt deodorant, homeless Reno casino people, “Community” […]
We’re back! The sex of my new baby revealed! And the recap of my Hawaiian vacation – all the Asians there and the whacky things they did, an awful convenience store poop, jellyfish stings, how amazing it is to have a smartphone on vacation, buffet eating, cheesy luaus and more. […]
Firing on all cylinders, we cover all the usual gross, funny and weird stories I’m prone to sharing. We talk about my business man traveling and painful self-love, Grand Theft Auto and video game talk, asparagus pee, hipster Portland, my “meatotomy”, a bad driving granny with an eye patch, dumb […]
Stand-up and Vine master Bill Stiteler joins the show to discuss Vine, Tiger Beat, my dog eating my wife’s panties, how to get into standup, manly man Alaska TV shows, getting haircuts from a gang banger, an Indian, a Latino and a Greek (not Uncle Jesse) and more.
This is a fun one. We recap the drunk show, how I played recorder in elementary school, me being the kindergarten music teacher, “Dan Villa”, crazy stories of when I was a waiter, our coffee drinking habits, user questions, “racist James Taylor” and impressions plus much more. A fantastic follow […]